"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and……" — Kevin Myers
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!"
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Kevin Myers
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Celibacy is not a matter of compulsion. Someone is accepted as a priest only when he does it of his…
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To suppose such a thing possible as a society, in which men, who are able and willing to work, cannot…
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Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.
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That this is possible may not be denied in a world where hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people voluntarily…
— Adolf Hitler
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I consider my greatest accomplishment to be lifelong celibacy.
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent
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In this modern world, the celibacy of the medieval learned class has been replaced by a celibacy of the intellect…
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Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.
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