Penises Quotes

23 quotes by 20 authors

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman
High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games;… — Eugene Mirman
For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools late into the… — David Fincher
I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I… — Pete Wentz
If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... — Jacob M. Appel
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men. — Lea DeLaria
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when… — Kevin Myers
I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld. Or it can… — Louis C. K.
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to… — Mary Roach
What do Americans know about morality? They don't want their presidents to have penises but they don't mind if their presidents covertly arrange to support… — John Irving
There was a pause, and then Damien said, "I nominate Erik Night." Shaunee rolled her eyes. Erin said, "Okay, how many times do we have… — P. C. Cast
I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals,… — Laini Taylor
If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your… — Suzanne Brockmann
Vaginas are the mosh pits of hard rock penises. — Nikhil Saluja
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally fare… — Hank Moody
Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle.… — Jessica Alba
One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of… — Jason Segel

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