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There are other ways of showing someone you love them, such as fetching them out of Hell.
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I love bookshelves, and stacks of books, spines, typography, and the feel of pages between my fingertips. I love bookmarks, and old…
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It's like all my life I've been this tower standing at the edge of the ocean for some obscure purpose, and only…
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... and holy hell the chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on…
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The audacity to love. Do you know what a gift that is?
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The two of them were stoic and stone-faced and ten feet apart, currently not even looking at each other, but Zuzana had…
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To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or…
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Love affair. Doesn't that sound so middle-aged? And also ill-fated. Like ill-fated is an understood prefix to love affair. Well, ill-fated is…
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What does true even mean when it comes to a face? Only souls are true, and when you spill them to the…
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It was a bold, wild life for a faerie - most never even left their forests - but she was a bold,…
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Head held high, she stepped toward the block and sank to her knees, and it was then that Akiva started to scream.…
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Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh. This is not wishy-washy, polite, drinking-tea-with-your-pinkie-sticking-out stuff. It’s who…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
— Eugene Mirman
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play…
— Eugene Mirman
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For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools…
— David Fincher
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I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive…
— Pete Wentz
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If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
— Zach Braff
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If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
— Jacob M. Appel
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It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
— Lea DeLaria
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No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't…
— Kevin Myers
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I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.…
— Louis C. K.
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The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over…
— Mary Roach
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What do Americans know about morality? They don't want their presidents to have penises but they don't mind if their presidents covertly…
— John Irving
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There was a pause, and then Damien said, "I nominate Erik Night." Shaunee rolled her eyes. Erin said, "Okay, how many times…
— P. C. Cast
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