"It's not that I don't like penises. I……" — Lea DeLaria
"It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men."
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13 Quotes by Lea DeLaria
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My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice…
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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery…
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Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
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Learn all the rules... then break them.
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No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million…
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A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most…
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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian,…
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I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he…
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I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years…
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