Lea DeLaria Quotes

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• My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a…
• Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
• It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
• Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
• Learn all the rules... then break them.
• It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
• No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
• A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl…
• What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
• As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up…
• I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you…
• I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
• They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a…

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