"I don't know many rules to live by,'……" — Laini Taylor
"I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles--drug or tattoo--and...no inessential penises either.' 'Inessential penises?' Karou had repeated, delighted with the phrase in spite of her grief. 'Is there any such thing as an essential one?' 'When an essential one comes along, you'll know,' he'd replied."
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236 Quotes by Laini Taylor
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The audacity to love. Do you know what a gift that is?
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To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little…
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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