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- Vaginas are the mosh pits of hard rock penises. — Nikhil Saluja
- Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman
- High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play… — Eugene Mirman
- For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools… — David Fincher
- I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive… — Pete Wentz
- If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff
- If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... — Jacob M. Appel
- It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men. — Lea DeLaria