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Penises Quotes by Eugene Mirman
- Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
- High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games;…
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- Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman
- High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play… — Eugene Mirman
- For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools… — David Fincher
- I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive… — Pete Wentz
- If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff
- If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... — Jacob M. Appel
- It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men. — Lea DeLaria
- No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't… — Kevin Myers
- I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.… — Louis C. K.
- The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over… — Mary Roach
- What do Americans know about morality? They don't want their presidents to have penises but they don't mind if their presidents covertly… — John Irving
- There was a pause, and then Damien said, "I nominate Erik Night." Shaunee rolled her eyes. Erin said, "Okay, how many times… — P. C. Cast