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Boys Quotes by Eugene Mirman
- Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
- High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games;…
- God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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