Best Get Laid Quotes

60 Get Laid quotes by 56 unique authors

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I… — Charles Bukowski
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all.… — Kurt Cobain
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to… — David Foster Wallace
What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on Casey. I think… — Richelle Mead
next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was like grey's anatomy,… — David Levithan
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.) Please don’t hurt… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin
Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose,… — Anne Lamott
I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get… — Maggie Stiefvater
I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. — Karen Marie Moning
I want to be with you, too,” he said. “I’ll come to your room after dawn.” Qhuinn didn’t want to ask. Had to. “What about… — J R Ward
I believe that whether you love your job or hate your job, get laid off or are just in-between jobs, you deserve health care that… — Ron Wyden
If we die in each others arms, we still get laid in that after life — Kanye West
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a woman can have… — Nikhil Saluja
THANKS FOR ALL THE COOL PEEPZ WHO GREETED ME TODAY AND TO MISS RACHEL COPELAND WHO'S NOT TIRED OF MAKING FANSIGNS FOR ME :D :D… — SOAB
Dear Players: Go ahead and play your deceitful little games-Lying and manipulating women to get laid-because that's the only way you can get them interested.… — Unkown
The youth of today took the meaning an value out of I LOVE YOU now its just a tool to get laid. — BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk
Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she wants you to… — Oupa
Sippin bottles of patron. Get loose, Get laid, Fuckin bitches' everyday. — Brokencyde
When I saw Buddy Holly play in 1958, I was there looking for girls. At that age, you want to get laid. I saw this… — Motorhead
Ugly girls know their fate, anybody can get laid. — REM

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