"Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a……" — Bill Cosby
"Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie."
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231 Quotes by Bill Cosby
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