Bill Cosby Quotes

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• I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
• Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop…
• we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The…
• The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
• I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
• While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I…
• Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
• The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
• Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
• Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
• If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
• My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying…
• Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
• The serve was invented so that the net could play.
• Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
• Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced his son had…
• The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human…
• Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!
• You are more important to yourself than you think you are.
• Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

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