Best Bill Cosby Thoughts
- Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is… African American
- I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't… Alive
- I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal… America
- And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Bowl
- A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child. Child
- A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. Backwards
- And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't… Been
- Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? Beets
- The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. Die
- ...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the… Among
- In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers… Advice
- I brought you in this world, and I can take you out! Brought
- YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you. Genius
- Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her… Agony
- That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. Cartilage
- All Children Have Brain Damage! All
- i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew... Always Black
- In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows… Bookstores
- If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. Appreciated
- Zip zop wop boopity bop. Bops
- Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. Depends
- I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second,… Depends
- When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? Anyone
- I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think… Anniversary
- What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. Children
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