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- I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
- They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance… — George Carlin
- When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school… — Jenna Ushkowitz
- Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and… — Rachel Caine
- I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels — Kat Dennings
- I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice
- Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of… — Dorothy Parker