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Back Quotes by Steven Wright
- Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it…
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
- When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said,…
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