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• A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. — Winston Churchill
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• Everything made so much sense. This is the beauty of the Qur'an; it asks you to reflect and reason....When I read the… — Cat Stevens
• If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again. — Paris Hilton
• Enlightenment does not ask you to be perfect; it simply asks you to find perfection right where you stand. — Alan Cohen
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• It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain. — Helen Reddy
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• If, as Niko asks, you show them mercy, then the gods will be well pleased. — Janet Morris

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