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Asked Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
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