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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I hang out with all the crew on set. It just makes it easier to work. You feel more comfortable around everyone.
— Alexa Vega
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Yeah, I like being on my own. I do. I tend to be a loner, so I'm okay. I'm not okay when…
— Keri Russell
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I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a…
— Jack Handey
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There are insistent calls for autonomy, appeals for a new resource ethic based on the tradition of the commons, demands for the…
— Paul Hawken
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Grace draws a circle around everyone and says they're in.
— Bob Goff
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Political corruption is to Rhode Islanders as smog is to people who live in Los Angeles: nobody complains of its absence, but…
— Philip Gourevitch
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When you see paintings of some of the saints, or of Christ, they all have lights around their heads. What the painters…
— Frederick Lenz
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I just feel that getting out there physically and protecting New York, putting my arms around everyone and protecting them... to see…
— Sigourney Weaver
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The hardest thing isn't being sad. The hardest thing is being sad yet putting on a happy face around everyone
— Cuts And Scars
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Dogs are not friends when food is around, everyone wants a bigger share
— Wilson Khashane Msendevu
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