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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but…
— Jack Handey
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Our federal income tax law defines the tax y to be paid in terms of the income x; it does so in…
— Hermann Weyl
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I've always quite liked the idea of being an archeologist, sort of scrubbing around in the dirt.
— Ruth Wilson
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Istanbul, a universal beauty where poet and archeologist, diplomat and merchant, princess and sailor, northerner and westerner screams with same admiration. The…
— Edmondo De Amicis
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I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.
— Agatha Christie
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The things I wanted to be when I was a kid were an archeologist, because of dinosaur bones; a garbage man, because…
— Nick Tosches
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her..
— Green Monk
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Somehow, I have no idea how the transition was made from wanting to be an archeologist or a marine biologist, to wanting…
— Gillian Anderson
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