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- For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco
- Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno
- Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver
- Acting is an empty and usless profession. — Marlon Brando
- Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. — Evan Esar
- Looking foolish does the spirit good. — John Updike
- The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell
- The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. — Will Rogers
- April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk
- April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk
- As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Green Monk
- Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I… — Green Monk