April Fools Day Quotes

24 April Fools Day quotes by 15 unique authors

For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing… — James Franco
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when… — Jay Leno
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver
Acting is an empty and usless profession. — Marlon Brando
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. — Evan Esar
Looking foolish does the spirit good. — John Updike
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. — Will Rogers
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Green Monk
Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I haven't decided yet. — Green Monk
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no just… — Green Monk
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She hates me! — Green Monk
You can't fool someone that knows you too well. — Sonya Parker
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :) — Bubbly
Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day. :D — Bubbly
April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly
You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second dont misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles. — Bubbly

Who Wrote These April Fools Day Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 24 April Fools Day Quotes as follows: