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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.
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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have…
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They say anythings possible, You gotta dream like you never seen obstacles. Chasing obscene profits so we aint stoppin for redlights. Lookin…
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They say anythings possible, you gotta dream like you never seen obstacles
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Anythings possible, but nothin's fo sho, gotta take advantage of all oppertunities -n- get your money you know...Love those who love you…
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Life is hard but with God anythings possible
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I have this feeling of protectiveness over characters I want to play. I worry about them-if someone else gets the part, Im…
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I'll do anythings to end this pain, even though saving you would take me to haven
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People eyes always around us, their ears is widely open to hear anythings about us, their tongue speaks farther than who we…
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