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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
— George Clooney
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You have to do your thing no matter what anyone says. It's your life.
— Ethan Embry
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At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and…
— C.S. Lewis
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Whatever anyone says, I think the opposite will happen.
— Jessica Chastain
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I don't care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing.
— Mark Cuban
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I don't care what anyone says. You have to wake up and say to yourself, 'I accept that I have diabetes, and…
— Bret Michaels
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It doesn’t faze me what anyone says about me. It doesn’t matter what anyone says about me. I’m a totally different entity…
— Mike Tyson
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And with his arms crossed he looks pityingly down from his spiritual height on everything that anyone says.
— Moliere
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No matter what anyone says or does, my task is to be emerald, my color undiminished.
— Marcus Aurelius
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When anyone says to me, 'Can you keep a secret?' I say, 'Why should I, if you can't?'
— Gore Vidal
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True prosperity is an incredible gift. It's a gift YOU deserve. And no matter what anyone says, it's a gift that IS…
— Joe Vitale
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Crying can help, too. People are often afraid to cry because they are told that crying is for babies. Crying does not…
— James Howe
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