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- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather,… — Jack Handey
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg
- BECAUSE I'M A WINNER, WHY DID YOU TAKE HER CANDY ? Stupid answer first then stupid question — Patricia Serendipity Dixon
- Violence is never THE answer, first its words, then violence, then Fire, and lastly hide the body. — Alexandria Anderson