Answer First Quotes

4 quotes by 4 authors

• What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's… — Jack Handey
• My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
• BECAUSE I'M A WINNER, WHY DID YOU TAKE HER CANDY ? Stupid answer first then stupid question — Patricia Serendipity Dixon
• Violence is never THE answer, first its words, then violence, then Fire, and lastly hide the body. — Alexandria Anderson

Who Wrote These Answer First Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 Answer First Quotes as follows:

• 1 Answer First Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Answer First Quote by Patricia Serendipity Dixon
• 1 Answer First Quote by Alexandria Anderson
• 1 Answer First Quote by Jack Handey