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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit,…
— Jack Handey
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The radios are going to dictate. That's another fight. That's another story there. I wish they just let it be.
— Bernie Worrell
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When you fight someone, you share the experience with that one person, and you're never going to have that experience with someone…
— Gina Carano
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I'm not used to crying. It's a little difficult. All my life I've had to fight. It's just another fight I'm going…
— Serena Williams
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I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight!" -Shigure
— Natsuki Takaya
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There's never the right last moment. Even if you get to say good-bye, even if you get to say "I love you",…
— Pamela Ribon
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This is just another man, another fight, another payday.
— Joe Frazier
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Be careful with what you say,coz it might just be used in another fight
— Chris Brown
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I remember when We used to laugh About nothing at all It was better than going mad From trying to solve all…
— Rachel
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Hey dad, look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to the plan ? And do…
— Simple Plan
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