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• Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always… — Jack Handey
• Money always ends up making you blue. — J D Salinger
• When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden, because they know if revealed, the damage it will do. So… — Mary Alice
• No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King
• Whatever organisation we try to create, it always ends up looking like the Communist Party. — Viktor Chernomyrdin
• Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted. — Andre Malraux
• Every time somebody tries to go in and reinvent what we do, it always ends up being more about technology and sets,… — Diane Sawyer
• And it's exactly what's wrong with the radio. It's like...anything that tries to appeal to everybody always ends up sounding so cheap. — Joe Meno
• ... a war always ends. — Herman Wouk
• You can spend an entire day walking around in New York, whereas in L.A., it always ends at some point because you… — Carey Mulligan
• Every case involving cybercrime that I've been involved in, I've never found a master criminal sitting somewhere in Russia or Hong Kong… — Frank Abagnale
• The press always ends up being much nicer than I expect. A lot of times they say something snarky about you, but… — Josh Schwartz

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