Comedy Quote by Carol Leifer

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

— Carol Leifer

Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one…

— Carol Leifer

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

— Carol Leifer

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

— Carol Leifer

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

— Carol Leifer

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

— Carol Leifer

Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new…

— Carol Leifer

Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was…

— Carol Leifer

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

— Carol Leifer

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

— Carol Leifer

Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a…

— Carol Leifer

You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at…

— Carol Leifer