Funny facebook status Quote by Brian Zilinek

I have definitely had guys walk up to me, put their arm around me, and when they walk away, my shoulder smells like taco…

— Trixie Mattel

The smell of French Fries is the 1 most enticing smell. As soon as you smell them, u start making excuses for yourself.

— Laura Bell Bundy

I love the smell of Burger King when I ride past, but sometimes I have to avoid it.

— LaMarr Woodley

When I was born, my momma pussy had the new car smell.

— Ryan Montgomery

Nothing beat that welcoming smell of fried food wafting into the hallway from the kitchen as I walked in from school as a kid.

— Gregg Wallace

When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell.

— Ryan Montgomery

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

If you like Five Guys burgers, and you're in California, I was one of the people who helped bring it here.

— Gilbert Arenas

If your kitchen smells good, your food lost something.

— Nathan Myhrvold

There was this sausage factory a block away from my childhood apartment. It didn't smell nice, like chorizo or something; it was pretty foul.…

— Alexander Skarsgard

There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." "Well, actually, that would be one of the five.

— Joss Whedon