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“New Rule: People on reality shows have to quit saying, "You either love me or you hate me." There's actually a third option: not giving a shit about you.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

““New Rule: People on reality shows have to quit saying, "You either love me or you hate me." There's actually a third option: not giving a shit about you.””

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I don't think I am cut out for reality shows.

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