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Gas Quote by Bill Hicks

“I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!'…” quote by Bill Hicks
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“I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.”

Bill Hicks

About This Quote

Source Stand-up routine, 1992

Rivalries are pointless; respond with humor and indifference rather than confrontation.

In simple terms: Ignore petty insults and stay calm.

Key Takeaway

Choose humor over conflict.

Themes

humor conflict avoidance individualism

Mood

witty defiant

Type

satirical inspirational

When to use this quote

  • school bullying
  • online trolling
  • street harassment

Key Concepts

social dynamics personal boundaries comedy as coping

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is humor appropriate?
  • What if the aggressor doesn't back down?
A Different Perspective

Humor may not always defuse serious aggression.

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