Gun Quote by Bill Burr Download Open image “Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.” — Bill Burr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gun Pet
This sounds really cheesy and weird, but the pitbull is a sweet animal that just wants love until it's provoked - that's kind of… — Crystal Bowersox Copy Share Image
“The infamous Pit bulls were recently bred by some irresponsible owners for fighting; but did you know that early pit bulls were terrific nanny… — Lisa Cook Copy Share Image
“With two pit bulls in the house, we have a responsibility to make sure they’re always under control. I mean, we’re well aware of… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“You cannot accurately assume that all the dogs saved from a fight bust are vicious and unstable or that all pit bulls are biting… — Jim Gorant Copy Share Image
Look, I'm still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I've got a poodle and not a pit bull. I don't kick… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood. — Barry McGuigan Copy Share Image
The pit bull is not a breed but a conglomeration of traits, and those traits are reshaping what we think of as the American… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about America when you own a pit bull. You learn not just who likes your dog; you learn what kind… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When you reach that competing point, when you reach that time when the gun is about to go off, everyone's level is pretty much… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare,… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
If Jovan Belcher didn't possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
I'm OK with guns in schools, if it's a security, trained security personnel. But every teacher having a gun, I don't know if I… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In France they spend six months training policemen, then they give them a gun and put them on the streets, and I don't know… — Mathieu Kassovitz Copy Share Image
In Bosnia, little children shot in the head by a guy who thinks it's okay to aim his gun at a child. — Christiane Amanpour Copy Share Image
Gun control laws don't work. What is worse, they act perversely. While legitimate users of firearms encounter intense regulation, scrutiny and bureaucratic control, illicit… — Daniel D. Polsby Copy Share Image
Can you understand why the Congress, most states and most cities refuse to pass legislation requiring the registration and licensing of any and all… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Only a coward will use a gun to protect and get respect for themselves. — Emmanuel Jal Copy Share Image
