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“I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.” quote by Bill Burr — Download Open image

“I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.”

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