Quote by Bill Burr Download Open image “Fuck this Im going to get a pumpkin.” — Bill Burr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing... — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you… — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
I'd bet most of America's refrigerators have leftover pumpkin pie on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It's delicious the first couple of times you eat… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
Its almost halloween... there already treating your hoe like a pumpkin just to smash her!!! — Patrick Thomas Copy Share Image
Let's be honest: you can't celebrate fall without it's leading role - pumpkin! You can incorporate this flavor of the season in so many… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
Let nothing slide, sly remarks. You must wanna die but you frontin wild. When we all know you pumpkin pie. — Nas Copy Share Image
Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
