Best Woody Allen Lines
- I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles. All
- I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light. Able
- My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs. Become Quite
- You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute… Absolute
- If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?... Bills
- I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about… Comedy
- I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife Cheating
- If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting All
- Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name Account
- Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety Anxiety
- The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.' Benign
- For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. Attitude
- Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Anniversary
- I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Answer
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Better
- Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Funny
- Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Fun
- Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Alleviate
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Best
- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. Beautiful
- Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman. Absolutely
- Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Dirty
- The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. Alone
- He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester. Child
- The only love that lasts is unrequited love. Lasts
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