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- If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then…
- I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.
- My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
- I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
- What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat…
- I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
- I don't know enough to be incompetent.
- I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
- How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
- What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be…
- I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases,…
- There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this…
- I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
- Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
- I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I…
- God, you Jews are truly exotic." Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that…
- In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure…
- This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
- The wicked at heart probably know something.
- While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay…
- he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
- You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise…
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- Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. — Richard Bach
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong