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Life Quotes by Woody Allen
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
- Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
- Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.
- Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
- Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
- Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
- I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
- Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?
- I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
- Showing up is 80 percent of life.
- The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life…
- Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
- You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute…
- Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
- I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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