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- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
- As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
- There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
- My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
- The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life…
- As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have…
- I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
- [An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in…
- Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one…
- He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes.…
- Just because youre paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you
- My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
- When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a…
- I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
- If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out…
- Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide…
- And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
- How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must…
- What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the…
- In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
- You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for…
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