"What advice would I give the average homeowner……" — Woody Allen

"What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage."

Woody Allen

434 Quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen has 434 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 434 quotes by Woody Allen »

More Advice Quotes

This quote is filed under Advice Quotes, one of 5,149 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

See all 5,149 Advice Quotes »