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- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
- I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
- My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
- My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
- To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or…
- I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
- I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about…
- A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to…
- In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird,…
- Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask…
- I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like…
- A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
- Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.
- Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
- The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
- Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
- Me and nature are two.
- I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases,…
- Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.
- Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was…
- I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth…
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale