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- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
- If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
- Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
- Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
- I am two with nature.
- I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
- The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
- Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
- Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
- If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
- I'm awash in self-contempt!
- There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
- Marriage is the death of hope.
- I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
- Showing up is 80 percent of life.
- I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
- I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
- In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
- My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
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