Best Woody Allen Proverbs
- All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. All
- Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso. Bergman
- Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed. Afternoon
- My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign Benign
- I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers Beaten
- The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God. Almost Always
- The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year. Best
- Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. Anybody
- What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people. Certain
- Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge. Casserole
- The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. Asked
- If you're not failing, you're not trying anything. Failing
- People think I'm an artist because my films lose money. Artist
- Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself,… Attraction
- In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go… Age
- The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home,… Acting
- Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the… All
- Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? All
- We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit! Badly
- One man starving puts a crimp in my evening. Compassion
- Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build… Bag
- Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling. Alternate
- There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure. Cure
- I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence. Believe
- Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him. Action
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