Best Woody Allen Wisdom
- I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields. Buster
- The best an idea gets is when its in your head. Best
- When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity. Art
- Chastity is curable, if detected early. Chastity
- Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer. Answer
- Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. Dinner
- If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right. Achievement
- Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired. Acquired
- There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Engagement
- In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you've left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you. It's the… Attempt
- If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for. Depends
- I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like… Any
- He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes.… Adored
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- Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. Bad
- Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but… Cabbage
- Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion. Apparition
- A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. Area
- That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives. Any
- Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my… All
- Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls. Business
- I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then… Add
- A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings. Feelings
- All i have in my life is my imagination All
- Just because youre paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you Arent
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