Best Woody Allen Quotations
- Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. Deeply
- There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation… Caught
- I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that… Able
- Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. Any
- What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? Around Watching
- My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Allowed
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Funny Love
- Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. Course
- The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Congress
- When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius,… Best
- Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You'… All
- I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave… Especially
- My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. Any
- Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to… Advanced
- If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. Fail
- I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. Afraid
- I'm awash in self-contempt! Awash
- Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage. Courage
- We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos… All
- She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to… Been
- Ninety percent of life is just showing up. Life
- I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then… Drug
- I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. Believe
- Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. Administered
- There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic. Catholic
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