My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Mental Issues Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When people ask what I did in my 20s, I say Manual Twitter. Its just stalking hot girls on roads & commenting… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish last, and gay guys finish in each others ass. — Nikhil Saluja Nice guys Copy Share Image
What a beautiful day to walk around my city, staring at my phone. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful day Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out. — Nikhil Saluja Growth Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja Selfishness Copy Share Image
Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
