Ways of Life : The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning… — Nikhil Saluja Good morning Copy Share Image
No no sweetie, I don't hate you. I just want to fist bump your chin a few times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I'll only say WTF 3 more times today then I'll start shooting people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What mechanical device best arouses the Jewish woman? The Mercedes-Benz SL550 convertible. — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the bible says not to cheat, steal, murder or get out of bed on the first alarm. — Nikhil Saluja Bible Copy Share Image
My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many 'relationship quotes' you Tweet or Retweet, your boyfriend will still cheated on you — Nikhil Saluja Relationship Copy Share Image
Woman say:COME HERE. Woman means:My puppy does this, too. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you're not sure if someone loves you or not, stop wasting time they don't. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news. — Nikhil Saluja Goals Copy Share Image
If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
No one is smart. We just have different levels of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Different level Copy Share Image
I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
