When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must… — Jimmy Fallon Animal Copy Share Image
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer?… — Jimmy Fallon Brain Copy Share Image
A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent… — Jimmy Fallon Interesting Copy Share Image
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip… — Jimmy Fallon Christie Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. — Jimmy Fallon Awake Copy Share Image
Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we… — Jimmy Fallon Addresses Copy Share Image
Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way… — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts… — Jimmy Fallon Bald eagle Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Amazon Copy Share Image
We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good… — Jimmy Fallon Loses Copy Share Image
It was announced today that Iran has reached a deal with the U.S. to limit its nuclear program and send most of… — Jimmy Fallon Deals Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Cities Copy Share Image
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went… — Jimmy Fallon Communication Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney will travel to London where he will attend the Olympics opening ceremony. Of course it's going ot be weird when… — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth.… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor. — Jimmy Fallon Big news Copy Share Image
The favorite to win the Olympic gold medal in archery is a legally blind athlete from South Korea, mainly because everyone else… — Jimmy Fallon Archery Copy Share Image
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.' — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with… — Jimmy Fallon Fats Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Balls Copy Share Image
A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text! — Jimmy Fallon Education Copy Share Image
The White House is apparently pushing to create more Latino-themed landmarks. Now that's in addition to our current Latino-themed landmark, California. — Jimmy Fallon California Copy Share Image
Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded… — Jimmy Fallon Announcements Copy Share Image
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for… — Jimmy Fallon Choices Copy Share Image
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to… — Jimmy Fallon Beats Copy Share Image
In her new book, Sarah Palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do… — Jimmy Fallon Book Copy Share Image
“Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.” — Jimmy Fallon Finger Copy Share Image
Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon President Copy Share Image
The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to… — Jimmy Fallon Spending Copy Share Image
The U.S. government is selling $30 billion worth of fighter jets to Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's part of a new initiative called,… — Jimmy Fallon Arabia Copy Share Image
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family. — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously — Jimmy Fallon Adults Copy Share Image
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got… — Jimmy Fallon Awkward Copy Share Image
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. — Jimmy Fallon Being Copy Share Image
A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. — Jimmy Fallon Allergies Copy Share Image
BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to… — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who'd… — Jimmy Fallon Donald trump Copy Share Image
