Secret Santa Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

— Milton Berle

When you look at February's (2011) deficit spending alone, and the fact that it was larger than what our total deficit spending was in…

— Kristi Noem

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

— Bob Hope

I don't think anyone's pushing for spending limits in the campaign.

— Craig Benson

This is not an election where we hand out gifts. It is an election where we ask everyone to contribute more.

— Helle Thorning-Schmidt

The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the…

— Ludwig von Mises

The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has…

— Conan O'Brien

Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.

— Anonymous

I think you're going to see a number of Democrats that do want to see us grapple with spending.

— Amy Klobuchar

Last year, Americans spent $450 billion on Christmas. Clean water for the whole world, including every poor person on the planet would cost about…

— Jim Wallis

The sheer magnitude of Speaker Pelosi's spending spree is mind boggling. Most of us do not use the number 1,000,000,000,000 in our daily lives,…

— Geoff Davis

Well, I think the president has clearly submitted us a tight budget, but it's what's called for if we're going to get spending under…

— Thad Cochran