Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.… — Jimmy Fallon Funny valentines day Copy Share Image
President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if… — Jimmy Fallon Espn Copy Share Image
Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order:… — Jimmy Fallon Cups Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my… — Jimmy Fallon Business Copy Share Image
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip… — Jimmy Fallon Christie Copy Share Image
Joe Biden will speak to the nation's largest gay rights group during a human rights convention on Friday. Then on Saturday, he… — Jimmy Fallon Apologizing Copy Share Image
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went… — Jimmy Fallon Communication Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. — Jimmy Fallon Birthday Copy Share Image
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon President Copy Share Image
L.A., its nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think… — Jimmy Fallon Broadway Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of… — Jimmy Fallon Boko haram Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, theyre all going… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is receiving criticism after telling a crowd to 'unlock their full potential,' because that line is commonly used by another… — Jimmy Fallon Candidates Copy Share Image
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded on tape making racist comments. He now has been banned from the league for life.… — Jimmy Fallon Banned Copy Share Image
A Miami judge issued Florida's first gay marriage license yesterday, which makes it the 36th state to legally perform gay marriages. Of… — Jimmy Fallon Courses Copy Share Image
A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. — Jimmy Fallon Education Copy Share Image
As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping… — Jimmy Fallon Clinton Copy Share Image
A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent… — Jimmy Fallon Interesting Copy Share Image
During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help… — Jimmy Fallon Change Copy Share Image
I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists. — Jimmy Fallon Fists Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Balls Copy Share Image
You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
