The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we… — Jimmy Fallon Fever Copy Share Image
A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows… — Jimmy Fallon Believe Copy Share Image
I remember people saying to us, "You're too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out." I never… — Jimmy Fallon Hollywood Copy Share Image
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
Iran said it will give up trying to make a nuclear weapon. But it got awkward when Iran said, 'But just for… — Jimmy Fallon Awkward Copy Share Image
Today Russia announced that it will join America's fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, theyre all going… — Jimmy Fallon Space Copy Share Image
One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats.… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there's no… — Jimmy Fallon Carter Copy Share Image
This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was… — Jimmy Fallon Action Copy Share Image
L.A., its nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think… — Jimmy Fallon Broadway Copy Share Image
John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that… — Jimmy Fallon Believe Copy Share Image
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded on tape making racist comments. He now has been banned from the league for life.… — Jimmy Fallon Banned Copy Share Image
You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there's anyone who can relate to… — Jimmy Fallon Art Copy Share Image
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy… — Jimmy Fallon Animal Copy Share Image
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it. — Jimmy Fallon Being silly Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. — Jimmy Fallon Happens Copy Share Image
Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
It seems like everybody's weighing in on Trumps campaign - even Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. He said that Trump is 'probably… — Jimmy Fallon Best things Copy Share Image
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,… — Jimmy Fallon Civil disobedience Copy Share Image
A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience.… — Jimmy Fallon Found Copy Share Image
Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks… — Jimmy Fallon Aftershock Copy Share Image
President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd… — Jimmy Fallon Firsts Copy Share Image
Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At… — Jimmy Fallon Angela Copy Share Image
President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in… — Jimmy Fallon Ability Copy Share Image
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high… — Jimmy Fallon Bells Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has a $350 billion plan that she says will make college more affordable. Which has to be better than my… — Jimmy Fallon Affordable Copy Share Image
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have… — Jimmy Fallon Briefcases Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and… — Jimmy Fallon Birthday cake Copy Share Image
During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was 'Boyhood.' It makes sense. If there's one thing… — Jimmy Fallon Aging Copy Share Image
A new helicopter service called Gotham Air is now offering users cheap flights from Manhattan to JFK or Newark airports that start… — Jimmy Fallon Air Copy Share Image
In a new poll of Democratic voters, presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee came in with zero percent support. Or in other words: We're… — Jimmy Fallon Candidates Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will… — Jimmy Fallon Actors Copy Share Image
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New… — Jimmy Fallon Alcohol Copy Share Image
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like… — Jimmy Fallon Ends Copy Share Image
Shepard Fairey, the street artist responsible for President Obama's 'Hope' poster, is now facing vandalism charges in Detroit. It's pretty serious. Detroit… — Jimmy Fallon Art Copy Share Image
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